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• How Did Corona Virus Start? Stupid Congressional Republicans Will Figure it Out
  Republicans control the House of Congress, not the Senate, and are gearing up to solve where the Corona Virus came from. They are not Scientists, just your ordinary, delusional Right-Wing UltraConservatives (Trump is God, etc.; there are millions…
• Alexa, How Do I Know I Exist?
  Alexa was the first, but now there will be more robots, or AI thingys, to make our lives better and to take away our need to think for ourselves. “Alexa, do unicorns exist?” “No, unicorns are mythical, they do not really exist.” “Alexa, is B…
• Terminating Homo Sapiens for Paradise Lost
  Advanced nanobot engineers have finally hooked up the brains of two people to act as one! They can’t think for themselves – only echo what their programmers have jammed into their skulls. Science knows no ethical bounds – yay! Remember The Termina…
• Pirates to Attack Floating Cities in Elon’s Future Dreams
  Elon Musk is interested in floating cities. An island, constructed by people, on which an entire city stands. Like Manhattan, if its island could float and move around for a moveable feast of all things New York. Who doesn’t want that city off…
• Jesus’ Foreskin Has Been Found!
  A Palestinian shepherd boy with a rum-pa-pa-pum drum was wandering on the outskirts of Jerusalem, trying to hide from Israeli police, who had just beaten up his grandmother for breathing without a permit … anyway, the kid was digging in the dirt tryi…
• Lady Gaga Sharted – Fans Go Wild and Shit Themselves in Support
  Miami Beach, Botswana, Lady Gaga had a sold out concert last night, and this reporter had a blast to see history in the making … but it’s not why you think! As Gaga was singing “Po-po-po-po-pokerface …” she sharted. (A combo between a fart and…
• Computerized Guard Dog Robots do Strip Show with Luscious Model in Paris
  A Boston company recently did a secret robot and human strip show in Paris for some big tech company executives - to show off the flexibility of their robot guard dogs. (And hopefully sell some of them.) The 'terminator - type' robot dogs ca…