Was on a phone call with a very well educated Medical Field person.
They where having problems filling out a form. So they asked me if I could help.
Absolutely I said and it went like this:
Caller: What does Phone Number mean on the form ?
Me: (slight silence) You need to write in or type in your phone number into the form.
Caller: What does Address mean? I don't wear Dresses.
Me: (pause) That's your home address where you live.
Caller: What does Sex MF mean ? I'm not a Mo Fo.
Me: please excuse me for a moment [MUTE Button] Bursts out laughing. and to think these are highly educated people ?