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Computer based Jokes

Computer based Jokes

The hottest laptop selling off the shelves for the holidays.

The image is the hottest Laptop selling off the shelves prior to the Holidays.

 

Get one while you can, these are really a hot item!

 

 

Never a lender be

 

One day at school, I was lending a friend a couple of my CD games.

 

Then a girl came up and said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. You might get it back with a virus on it."

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Poker Partner

Having sex at Defcon or Blackhat is like playing poker. If you don't have a good partner to travel with, you'd better have a good hand.

Slinkies

Some security people are like a Slinky, not really good at anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down stairs.

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