Client issues

Form funnies...

Details: Category: Client issues; Published: Monday, 24 February 2020 18:33; Written by Steve; Hits: 1500

Was on a phone call with a very well educated Medical Field person.

They where having problems filling out a form. So they asked me if I could help.

Absolutely I said and it went like this:

Caller: What does Phone Number mean on the form ?

Me: (slight silence) You need to write in or type in your phone number into the form.

Caller: What does Address mean? I don't wear Dresses.

Me: (pause) That's your home address where you live.

Caller: What does Sex MF mean ? I'm not a Mo Fo.

Me: please excuse me for a moment [MUTE Button] Bursts out laughing. and to think these are highly educated people ?

Details: Category: Client issues; Published: Monday, 26 February 2018 15:09; Written by Steve; Hits: 3093

I received a call from a Manager in the Finance Department.

They reported that one of her floppy disks had caused our virus checker to flash a very alarming message.

Details: Category: Client issues; Published: Monday, 26 February 2018 15:03; Written by Steve; Hits: 3065

A phone call to a Internet Provider Help Desk:

My system is full of viruses! It's all your fault!

Details: Category: Client issues; Published: Monday, 26 February 2018 14:55; Written by Steve; Hits: 2859

Person calling in to a Help Desk for an Internet Provider:

I can't get on. It's all your fault, there is something wrong with your instructions, I can't get on.